Kicking it in the Maple Leaf Lounge

I don't mean to sound spoiled, but after flying executive class, I'm not sure I can go back to coach.  And one of the benefits of executive class is access to the Maple Leaf Lounge.  After years of walking past those curious glass doors and wondering what lies beyond, I've finally found out:  a small, picked-over buffet that apparently doesn't get replenished very often, and an open bar with just about everything you would ever want to imbibe.  Might as well have one last Molson Canadian in my homeland before I'm in the land of Toohey's and Carlton Cold!